Things Not to Say

My sweet co-worker and I have been on hiatus with our blogs. I have been saying for days that I needed to post something but that every time I went to do so, I could not think of anything to say. I guess you could call it a "blog block". Like myself, Becca was experiencing the exact same thing so she came up with a plan.

She picked three blog topics, wrote them all down, and then gave them to me so that I could pick one. I was suppose to do the same for her, however; I have become increasingly distracted and I have absolutely no clue what to tell her to write about. If you guys have any ideas please leave them in the comment section of this blog.

I have compiled a list of things that I think are inappropriate date statements:

"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired"

"No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin"

"I used to come here all the time with my ex"

"Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour"

"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look"

"You are just so different than my last girlfriend who was just all into her looks and her appearance"

"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am"

"Don't you think we would make beautiful babies?"

"It looks like I left my wallet at home again! What's that, nine times in a row? I'm sorry. You don't mind paying again, do you?"

“My mom’s psychic is prettttty sure we’re gonna get married.”

“Give me your cellphone so I can take a picture of myself and save it into your contacts as ‘SOULMATE.’”




“Well, I wouldn’t say that I was wrongfully imprisoned. But the imprisoned part, sure. That sounds accurate.”
"I would like to get married and have kids asap."

"So I just got out of rehab."




"Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted?"  
"Don’t Google me."
 
"Our waiter/waitress is smokin’ hot!"
 
I could go on for days with these! This was such a good pick-me-up for now!
 
Thank goodness I have been with Big long enough that I can say stupid/crazy things and he just shakes his head, laughs, and then corrects me. For all you single ladies out there, just hang in there and for goodness sake don't say ANY of the above on a date with a man especially if you guys just met.